It's official, as of this morning I swore allegiance to the Queen and promised (some of) my loyalty to Britain: I am now a British Citizen, and in around a month's time I will become holder of the hallowed British passport.

So, jokes about Aussies are henceforth banned or I'll have you shipped off to some convict colony somewhere. What? You Brits aren't doing that anymore?

Rule Britannia! And may Australia long continue to win at cricket.

Yours as Queenie's Loyal Subject (throw another shrimp on the barbie and pass the Bunday & coke)

P.S. Oh lookie it's me with the Mayor of Camden!