(from Sophs) So...Mummy took me to see this fat guy in a red suit this week, and got all misty eyed when I was sat on his knee and he was talking to me in a deep voice and saying weird things like 'ho ho ho' (and they say babies make strange sounds). Between you and me, the sparkly lights in the trees around him were far more interesting than he was and I couldn't take my eyes off them (plus he smelled funny, eau du reindeer)!