Stroppy little gits. I just had to give (yet another) presentation to students, this time to Vet Nursing students. Three of them sat right in front of me and talked for the first five minutes, continuously. At which point I stopped talking (they kept going), stared at them (they kept going), and finally said 'Am I boring you?' at which point they stopped.

What I really wanted to say was 'In three years you'll be cleaning up animal sh*t for a paltry salary. Ha!' Are you direspecting me? Face? Bothered? Face? (excuse reference to the Catherine Tate Show).