Haikus

I have no idea how this started but Stu and I have started doing haikus every day! We admit we have totally destroyed this high art form by writing about things like housework and Star Wars. The format is simple:

1) It has three lines
2) The first line has words totalling 5 syllables exactly
3) The second line has words totalling 7 syllables exactly
4) The third line has words totalling 5 syllables exactly

As in:

She asks me to clean
but asks the impossible.
I'm just NOT tidy!

Do or do not, there
is no try; The great Yoda
speaks the truth wisely

Email me your Haikus!